All in a day's work....

Yesterday I went to the doctor and got a shot in the ass for my poison ivy. While my pants were dropped and I was bent over a table, the doctor was talking to me about how cool my job must be working for giraffe. Hah!

Today a mosquito flew into my ear canel and I had to dig it out.

Today I watched as Damani attempted to mount Pili several times with his big gross penis out and dripping seminal fluid. All I could think was, I better keep my mouth closed with all this wind blowing....

Yesterday I snuggled baby clouded leopards.